Now that 2004 has hit the 1/6 mark, I feel a little reflection is in order. So here are ten things I've learned so far:
- If I wear an apron, I can actually cook while wearing real (read: not torn up) clothing AND then I can wear those same clothes in public - and I don't look like I just climbed out of a sewer!.
- Women don't go for guys who talk to themselves while staring at cracker boxes.
- 16 gallons of Diet Pepsi shortly before going to bed is not a good idea.
- The Return of the King is even longer the second time you see it.
- I'm not sure this is healthy, but I'm actually counting down the days until baseball season starts - 29 days!.
- Cubs fans really scare me. And let's face it -- Alex Gonzales was even more responsible for them losing the series.
- Greatest Thing Ever: Beef Stew
- Live-action talk shows are a blast. Who knew?
- Don't drive a large trailer laden with a Mardi Gras float down Lemp Ave.
- Never, under any circumstance - no matter how easy it rolls off the tongue, no matter how much you want to say it, say a book is "too Oprah Book Club" while on a date.
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