As the year enters the final stretch, I thought I would share with you some nuggets of acquired wisdom:
- Five guys buying one-way plane tickets at the last minute is deemed suspicious; who knew?
- However, those TSA folks down in South Carolina? Very nice and professional -- he didn't even look like he wanted to die when he opened my bag and the toxic cloud from three days worth of clothing over a three-day drinking binge wafted over the area.
- Southern Comfort brings no comfort. None whatsoever.
- 80-lb. Boxer + my crotch = much pain
- My girlfriend may be better than me at Scrabble; my ego is protesting this call, but numbers are numbers.
- Yesterday, I figured out that Jaws 3 may be the worst film ever made -- then Jaws: The Revenge stared.
- Volcano came on next, totally killing theory.
- I've seen more bad movies than any human being should, and God help me -- I like some of them.
- At the ballpark, everything is better in the field-level seats.
2 comments:
I didn't get the bag thing....Interesting list.
Thanks for the comments -- and oops --- those are the dangers of blogging at 2:00 AM - things you think make perfect sense made none. I edited the passage so it actually DOES make a little sense.
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