Quiz Time!

Try to guess how I'm going to spend my last day on the job tomorrow:

• Asleep
  
• Setting fire to my desk - if I can't have it, no one will.
  
• Drinking a case of Pale Ale at my desk
  
• Stealing anything not bolted down
  
• Downloading pornography (OK -- I do that EVERY day, but it'll be the last time - honest! I can quit any time!)
  
• Putting my terrible plan for world conquest into motion - all the pawns are nearly in place . . .
  
• Cutting myself
  
• Cutting everyone else
  
• Dancing the monkey every time I walk down the aisle
  
• Unscrew all the lightbulbs around my cube, closing the blinds, and every time people pass by, I'll grab their ankles and whisper "It's warmer down here. Join us!"
  
• Sing Joni Mitchell's classic "Big Yellow Taxi" over the intercom
  
• Repling to any e-mails one word at a time
  
• Three-Card Monty!
  
• Banging my head off the desk and walls because the voices won't stop - they just keep talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and
  
• Tequila Thursday!
  

Any other suggestions?