Monday, July 12, 2004

Hey! Here's to Your Health!

Another story from the "Hell in a Handbasket" file.

The really funny thing here is that she teaches classes on home safety!

Do you think her brother-in-law grew suspicious when she stood there staring at him intently, waiting for him to chug down this smoothie?

And what do you say to your husband after murdering his brother? I don't think "sorry" would cut it. I'm curious to see if they stay together after all this.

How was she planning to "control his money" when he grew really sick - there's a reason animals and people die when chugging anti-freeze - IT'S FREAKIN' POISON!!!!! It might taste sweet and smooth going down, but it leaves a nice empty feeling when all is said and done.

I wonder how she explained the empty bottle of Prestone in her kitchen cabinet when the police came a-callin'.

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